Illustration by: Melinda Beck
Among my friends (both of them, including my chiropodist), I'm
known familiarly as Budget Bob, the Frugal Freelancer, the Commodore of Cheap,
the Prince of Penny-Pinchers. If there's a bargain to be had, I'm on it like
lint on a blue serge suit.
Of course, being cost-conscious has nothing to do with cutting corners
or buying shoddy goods. It means shopping and working smart--getting exactly
the right tool for the job at the best price. (After all,
cheap is such an ugly word, don't you think? Personally, I
prefer "financially retentive.")
Chances are you can increase your PC's oomph, enhance or extend the
capabilities of Windows and your everyday applications, and get more out of a
peripheral without opening your wallet. Most of the 40+ PC pepper-uppers that
follow are free, and even when a tweak does necessitate crowbarring your coin
purse open, the damage never exceeds $50.
So whether your system's chronic complaints are traceable to a hiccuping
hard drive, a recalcitrant operating system, or a sputtering Internet
connection, I have the low- or no-cost cure for what ails it. And when you've
seen it through its convalescence, you'll be able to enjoy the PC of Jack
Benny's dreams.
Robert Luhn was editor in chief of Computer Currents and a senior
editor at
PC World. Contact him at pcwluhn@aol.com.
Special thanks to Jim Aspinwall, David Bishop, David Blatner, and Gary Funk.
Spiff Up Your Software
Streamline your Windows XP start-up: XP is the
Switzerland of operating systems--it tries to accommodate all comers
(especially if they have gold). XP loads all sorts of network-related and other
services you don't need. Keep them from loading, and you'll save RAM and boost
system performance. To do this, select
Start, Run, type
services.msc, and press
Enter. Click the
Extended tab and look for likely loiterers. To
prevent a service from starting automatically, double-click it and choose
Disabled from the General tab's 'Startup type'
drop-down menu. The services you can safely disable vary from configuration to
configuration, but one good candidate is Messenger (this isn't MSN or Windows
Messenger). You can find more-detailed descriptions of XP services at
BlackViper.com.
And be sure to check out BlackViper's install guides if you plan to move to
XP.
Build a better virus trap: For a leaner system,
consider shutting off your antivirus program's heuristics feature (it probably
doesn't work very well anyway). Or better yet, give one of the new, superspeedy
antivirus tools a try; your options include
Grisoft's free
AVG
and
Hauri's $40 ViRobot
Expert. Both are faster than and
as effective as Norton AntiVirus and other antivirus packages.
Download
AVG or a trial version of ViRobot Expert.
Bonus tip: Save money and disk space by going to Hauri's
site or to
Housecall.antivirus.com
to scan your system for free over the Web.
Take Excel to a new level: Excel has more options than
a 1999 dot-com CEO. As Excel maven and former
PC World Contributing Editor John Walkenbach
says on his site, "the Options dialog box is essentially Excel's junk
drawer...a prime candidate for the cover of the
Journal of Bad User Interface Design."
Tame the beast with his $40 PUP program. PUP is no whelp--it clearly
organizes Excel's options, and its 60+ utilities enhance menus, add dozens of
range tools,and permit batch printing.
Download a
fully working 30-day demo with no nag screens.
Try a free Office alternative: Are you so cheap the
condiments shelf in your fridge consists entirely of little packets swiped from
fast-food outlets? You'll be happy to learn that you can read and print files
and perform other basic Office functions without any disk overhead--and without
taking a big bite out of your wallet. Simply download the various free Office
app viewers that let you view, print, and/or play files created by Access (97
and 2000 report snapshots), Excel (97 to 2000), PowerPoint (95 to 2002), and
Word (97 to 2000). You'll see all the file's fonts, colors, charts, and
animations. And it won't cost you a nickel. Go to
Downloads for May's
"Cheap Tweaks" to download the
viewers.
Don't take Office menus personally: Microsoft may have
liquidated the deplorable Clippy animated assistant in Office, but other
enhancements still irk, such as "personalized" menus, which hide some options
you haven't used recently. If you sometimes like this and sometimes hate it,
you can have it both ways. Double-click any of the menu titles (such as File or
Tools) to display all of your options on the spot.
Speed up your files by quashing links: Are your Excel
worksheets sluggish and your Word docs dilatory? OLE may be to blame. Object
Linking and Embedding lets you add dynamic data to a file, such as placing live
Excel spreadsheet cells into a Word document. If the data you plugged into your
document no longer requires active updating, make it static: Right-click the
object and select
Hyperlink, Remove Hyperlink. Now your PC
won't waste CPU cycles updating these fallow links.
Avoid your local print shop: Why trudge to the print
shop or hire a desktop publishing pro to print your brochures, newsletters,
leaflets, and catalogs? Blue Squirrel's $50 ClickBook 6 application makes it
easy to design and print booklets, Day Planner pages, business cards,
brochures, and other material. And you can do it all from within just about any
Office app. We're talking more than 40 booklet styles, multipage/double-sided
printing, automatic sizing, watermarks, and custom layouts. ClickBook's
learning curve is a little daunting, but once you set up the program, printing
custom documents is a snap. Go to
ClickBook v
6.0
to download a trial
version.
Faster than a speeding mouse: Inveterate mousers may
sneer at keyboard shortcuts, but these feats of prestidigitation save PC users
oodles of time. For example, pressing
Ctrl-D creates a bookmark in Internet
Explorer. Unfortunately, shortcuts can be tough to remember, and that's where
Office 2000 and XP can help: In any Office app (except Excel and Publisher),
select
Tools, Customize, Options, and check the
Show ScreenTips on Toolbars and
Show shortcut keys in ScreenTips boxes.
Thereafter, when you pass the pointer over any toolbar button, up pops
its keyboard shortcut. Note that when you change this option in one Office
application, you change it in all of them that support it. See this month's
Answer
Line for more on keyboard shortcuts.
Bonus tip: To see all of the keyboard shortcuts in Word,
select
Tools, Macro, Macros. From the 'Macros in'
dialog box, select
Word Commands; then scroll down to and
double-click
ListCommands. Select
Current menu and keyboard settings, and
click
OK. Word will instantly create a document
listing all the keyboard commands.
Put Windows XP's PowerToys to work: Some people love
Windows XP's marzipan look and tail-wagging search mascot. Others (like me)
just want to scream when exposed to all that cuteness. But instead of howling,
I fire up Microsoft's free PowerToys. One of my favorite PowerToys tools is
Tweak UI, which lets me change my mouse-click speed, turn off IE's annoying
AutoPlay feature, and perform other interface modifications. Two other winners
are the Image Resizer, for zooming in on or out of an image with one click, and
the Taskbar Magnifier. (I like the Alt-Tab Replacement tool's view of my active
apps, too, but it makes switching between your open windows slower, so you may
want to skip this toy.) Download a copy of
PowerToys for
Windows XP.
Start XP faster, Microsoft style: Ah, the instant
boot--the dream of Windows users everywhere. This may be centuries away, but at
least Windows XP users can try to shorten their current boot-up time by
installing Microsoft's free BootVis tool.
First the program identifies everything that Windows loads at
start-up; then it relocates the files and rearranges their start order to
maximize load speeds. You may be able to shave between 15 and 45 seconds off
your start-ups with BootVis. Then again, you may not notice any change at all.
Is it worth the time and effort? Steve Bass gave the program a try and answered
"yes." Read his take on BootVis from
the
March
issue's Home Office (with a link to the download).
Add foreign punctuation in an instant: If you need
foreign-language characters in Word, drop-kick the character map and add them
from your keyboard. For acute accents, press
Ctrl-' (apostrophe) and then the letter you
want accented, such as the á in "no más." For grave or
left-leaning accents, press
Ctrl-` (the left single-quotation mark on
the key located above the
Tab key on most keyboards). You can generate
letters with a tilde by pressing
Ctrl-Shift-~, letters with a circumflex
accent by entering
Ctrl-Shift-^ (the ^ mark shares the 6 key),
and letters with an umlaut by typing
Ctrl-Shift-:.
Bonus tip: If you go to Word help and type
foreign punctuation, the program will give you
the option of seeing all such keyboard shortcuts.
Sort everything out in Outlook: By default, Outlook
sorts mail by date and time, but you have other choices. If you're looking for
e-mail messages with mondo attachments, for example, click the
Size button at the top of the window to make
those messages move to the top of the list. To sort by sender's name, click the
From button and type the first letter or two
of the name you want; you'll jump to that person's most recent
correspondence.
Stingy System Upgrades
Reclaim your RAM: Windows programs are like
teenagers--they don't always remember to put things back when they're done.
Silicon Prairie Software's $30 MemTurbo II is a champ at reclaiming memory from
closed, crashed, or sloppily written programs. Alas, MemTurbo II can't touch
the two elusive 64KB memory blocks in Windows 95/98 that lie at the root of
"insufficient resources" errors in those OSs. Upgrading to the improved
memory-management capabilities of Windows XP is the best solution, but MemTurbo
II provides some relief for users reluctant to take that step. Go to
MemTurbo's
downloads page to download the
trial version.
Fire your CPU: And hire a better one. If you have a
Celeron- or Athlon-based system, a CPU upgrade falls below our $50 price
ceiling. (Check your system's documentation or its vendor's Web site to learn
whether your motherboard and BIOS support the faster CPU.) For example,
Googlegear.com lists a 1.3-GHz
Celeron CPU for $47, and you'll find Athlon XP CPU upgrades for a similar
price. Make sure that your new CPU has a heat sink and a fan. Go to
Stan
Miastkowski's step-by-step CPU installation instructions.
Back up faster, simpler, cheaper: Yeah, we always nag
you to back up your data--and we'll do it again. If you've ever groused that
backup software is too slow, complicated, and pricey, carp no more. Maximum
Output Software sells three versions of its FileBack PC software: $25 gets you
backups to any fixed or removable media, the ability to synchronize
directories, and automatic backups at Windows start-up and shutdown, among
other features. The $35 network version lets you back up to another computer on
your network and adds e-mail notification of completed backups. And for IT
types, the $45 enterprise version lets you create custom configurations for
groups. All three feature step-by-step wizards that make getting your backups
started a breeze. Visit
FileBack
PC 3.2x to download the
limited-function trial version.
Boot faster, BIOS style: Give your PC a boot in the
BIOS. Open your PC's Setup program by pressing the key you're prompted to hit
when your system starts (before Windows loads). In the Boot section, turn on
the Rapid BIOS Boot or "quick boot" feature and quash poky diagnostic routines.
Turn on the Silent Boot feature to eliminate start-up messages. Disable options
like Scan User Flash Area unless you have a SCSI hard drive or a network card
that uses boot-from-LAN features. Turn off 'Automatic detection of hard drives'
so the BIOS won't look for nonexistent drives; then run the BIOS IDE drive
identification routine to find and store only your drive's parameters. This
will shave 5 to 10 seconds off your boot time. If you use Windows XP, see also
"
Start XP
faster, Microsoft style."
Extend your laptop battery's life: Sure, downloading
your favorite Menudo MP3s would strain any laptop's battery; but the real watt
hogs are a notebook's screen, external drives, LAN and wireless cards, pointing
devices, and flash/USB cards. If you don't need it, unplug it or turn it off.
You can also save juice by cranking down the screen's brightness via its
Fn key combination. To force your browser to
use system memory instead of the watt-soaking hard drive, set the browser's
disk cache to zero. Open Windows' Power control panel (Power Options in Windows
XP), and pick aggressive settings--for example, 'After 3 minutes' for your
screen blanker, and 'After 10 minutes' for your standby setting.
Squeegee your drive: When your hard drive starts
looking like a college dorm room during finals--cluttered with the digital
equivalent of junk-food wrappers, old term papers, and dirty socks--give it a
good wall-to-wall scouring. Windows' Disk Cleanup tool lets you rinse away
cached Web pages, accumulated cookies, temporary files, and other dead weight
that slows your system's performance (click
More Options for other ways to clear
space).
However, it misses some detritus in the corners--downloaded e-mail
attachments, Netscape's disk cache, and Office scrap, for example. Let
Webroot's $30 Window Washer utility pull on the elbow-length gloves and get to
work. Go to
Webroot's
Window Washer to download the
fully functional demo.
Gain graphics speed gratis: Want better video
performance? Open up your PC's pipes--namely, the AGP aperture setting (AAS) in
the graphics portion of your PC's Setup program (enter it by striking the key
you're prompted to hit before Windows loads). The AAS specifies the amount of
system RAM that your AGP card can use if it runs out of room to store texture
data (for game backgrounds, for example). Today's graphics cards are loaded
with their own RAM, so they'll probably never need to borrow system RAM. But
older graphics cards with just a few megabytes of on-board memory might get a
boost from an AAS reset. Make the aperture setting twice the size of your
graphics RAM, plus 12MB. If you have 16MB of graphics RAM, for example, your
AGP aperture should be 32MB plus 12MB, or 44MB. Note that if you go lower than
16MB, your graphics card will starve for data; go above 256MB, and your PC
won't get to enough RAM, triggering Windows to crank up its slo-o-o-w virtual
memory scheme. Also, not all Setup programs let you change this setting.
Sync in a blink: Does it take longer than usual to
hot-sync your PDA? The likeliest reason is that extra programs on the syncing
list are slowing the process down. Right-click the
HotSync icon in your system tray, and choose
Custom. Select a program that you don't want
to sync, and click
Change. Choose
Do nothing, and then click
Set as default to prevent the change from
affecting only the current session's sync. With fewer apps to check, your syncs
should speed up.
Power to the Peripherals
Get the inside scoop on your discs: Do no-name CD-R
discs really record data at 16X? And how fast can your drive write to CD-RW
discs? Two free tools will tell all. Nero's InfoTool details write speeds,
supported formats, and other information for every CD or DVD drive in your
system, as well as for the media in those drives. CDR Identifier goes even
further, unearthing the disc manufacturer, dye type, media type, maximum
capacity, recording speed, and other disc details. Visit
Downloads for May's
"Cheap Tweaks" to download
either program.
Turn your scanner into a photocopier: Unlock the
photocopier trapped inside your scanner with Nico Cuppen's free Photocopier
2.26 utility. Just slap an item on the scanner and select the relevant specs:
type of scan (black-and-white, gray-scale, or color); magnification (100
percent or 70 percent); darkness level; and number of copies. Then click Copy,
and they roll right out of your printer. Upgrade to the $18 Photocopier Pro to
run copies by pressing your scanner's copy button. The Pro version also lets
you preview scans, wield editing and manipulation tools, and save copies to
disk in various formats. Download
Photocopier 2.26 and a trial version of Photocopier Pro.
Bonus tip: Scanning a newspaper article? To avoid scanning
the stuff on the other side of the clipping, place a piece of black paper
behind the item you're scanning.
Scan it high, and then boil it down: When you scan at
a high resolution, the larger file's extra data protects against image
degradation that may occur during editing of the file, by giving you wiggle
room. If your scanning software permits, scan in high-bit mode (12 or 16 bits
per channel). The resulting file is bigger than if you used a lower bit rate,
but you can probably slim it down in your image editing program. When you're
happy with the result, convert the picture to 8-bit color.
Get more from your JPEGs: If speed be your muse, save
your camera images as JPEG files. For everyday shots, medium resolution (1024
by 768) is sufficient for great-looking 5-by-7 prints. For nature pix, increase
the JPEG resolution or save the shots as TIFF files. When you edit a JPEG, note
its compression ratio and save it at that value. If you increase the
compression ratio, the image quality will degrade. You'll do better to save
edited JPEGs as bigger--and slower--TIFFs.
Stream tunes from your stereo to your PC: Don't start
using your old LPs as placemats just yet. To MP3 'em, you need just a sound
card, a cable with a stereo minijack on one end and a pair of RCA plugs on the
other, and a program--such as CFB Software's $30 LP Recorder 5--that captures
analog audio (
download
a trial version).
Plug the cable's RCA jacks into the left and right audio outputs on
your stereo, and put the 0.125-inch plug into your sound card's line-in port.
Fire up the capture program, turn on your stereo, place an LP on the turntable
(the setup works with audio cassettes as well), and start recording. Before you
know it you'll have converted your analog music library into a folder full of
MP3s on your PC.
That's a moiré: When you scan images from
magazines and newspapers, they often look as if they've been captured through a
chain-link fence--this is called a moiré pattern. To remove
moiré, try rotating the image slightly. If that doesn't help, increase
the scan resolution by as much as 50 percent. If your scanning software has a
descreen feature, use it. If none of these methods work, open the image in your
image editor and look for a
"despeckle" or
"Gaussian blur" option. In Adobe's
Photoshop, for example, choose
Filter, Noise, Despeckle (which
automatically smooths the image) or select
Filter, Blur, Gaussian Blur, a similar tool
that provides more-precise control. Another option in Photoshop is to select
Filter, Sharpen, Unsharp Mask and then play
with the sliders until you get the desired effect.
Burn faster, cheaper, and safer: Burning CD-Rs from
disc to disc is slow and fraught with peril. A better way is to save an image
of what you're burning to your hard disk, shut down all other active programs
on your PC, and then burn the image to CD-R. You save time in the long run, and
you avoid the dreaded buffer underrun error.
Bonus tip: Got a fast burner? You may not have to buy
top-speed media. For example, 40X media can burn at 48X or even 52X in many
cases. Experiment with media recommended by your drive's manufacturer--you
could save bucks and still burn to the max.
Save a buck, save the planet: A hundred smackers for a
laser-printer toner cartridge? Just say no! Buy a remanufactured cartridge
instead, and save half the cost, or more. They're sold everywhere: online, at
superstores, in subways. Just remember to purchase
remanufactured cartridges--units that have been
disassembled and cleaned, have had their worn parts replaced, and have then
been retested. Avoid companies that "drill and fill" used cartridges; these can
leak toner and ruin your hardware. When in doubt, ask the company about its
products.
Save a buck, save a tree: Paper doesn't grow on trees,
you know. Oh, wait--it does. But it's still expensive. One way to help preserve
our nation's natural resources when you print photos is to use Veena Jayaram's
$20 Photo Paper Saver utility. The program lets you pick the photos you want to
print and the size of each print (it warns you if there are too many for a
single page). It even arranges the layout of photos on each page to maximize
use and minimize waste of that pricey photo stock. Stop by
Veena Jayaram's
download page to get
your copy.
Photograph by: Kevin Twomey
Clean up your video screen grabs: Grabbing a frame
from a DVD movie playing on your PC can be ugly. Screens captured from a DVD
viewing program such as CyberLink's PowerDVD look terrible when pasted into an
image editing program because you capture an interlaced video frame--the two
interposed scan lines that make up the video image. Look for a de-interlace
option in your image editor. In Adobe's Photoshop 7, for example, select
Filter, Video, De-Interlace, choose
Odd or
Even Fields, select the
Interpolation option, and click
OK.
Happiness is a warm scanner: Before you use a flatbed
scanner, wipe the device's platen with regular window cleaner or a
vendor-recommended glass-cleaning solution. Then let the scanner warm up for at
least 15 minutes. Scans made before the scanner's bulb reaches its normal
temperature may look fuzzy.
Shoot in any season: When it comes to cameras,
"digital" and "rugged" aren't synonymous. At temperatures above 90o Fahrenheit,
digital noise will show up in dark shots. So get a shade for your camera.
Shooting in misty weather? Put your camera in a Ziploc bag that has a hole in
it for the lens to poke out of.
Diagnose your fuzzy scans: Is your scanner output
spotty? Digiversity.tv site manager Russell Viers suggests a test: Write the
word TOP in big black letters on an 8-by-11-inch sheet of white paper and scan
the page. (Any resolution will do--72 dpi is fast.) Open the scan in your image
editor and find an equalize option to adjust the image contrast so you can
identify problems. If you see a wavy black line along the paper's edge, the
scanner lid may be leaking light. If you see spots, the scanner may need a new
bulb, or you may need a new scanner. Can't afford either? If spots are confined
to one area, you can avoid that location when positioning originals for
scanning.
Beware the dark--and bright--side: Want your scanned
images to stay sharp? Don't fiddle with the brightness or contrast controls in
your scanning or image editing software. Adjusting them changes every pixel in
the image by the same value, muddying dark areas of the shot and washing out
bright ones. The trick is to master nonlinear correction, such as with the
Levels and Curves tools in Adobe's Photoshop. Visit the Adobe insider's site at
RussellBrown.com for more on
this and other Photoshop verities.
Web and Network Know-How
Turn ads off (and PC protection on): Plenty of good
programs can block Web ads, but there's something especially elegant about
using the controls that Zone Labs includes with its $50 ZoneAlarm Pro firewall
software to keep your browsing ad-free. Just move the slider under Ad Blocking
on the Privacy tab to
High to banish all bandwidth-hogging
advertisements: banners, Flash movies, even those big eye-blasters that appear
in the middle of your screen uninvited and won't go away. Oh, yeah--ZoneAlarm
is a darn good firewall, too.
Head over to
our download
page to get a
trial version of the program. Note, however, that ZoneAlarm Pro's High
ad-blocking setting may suppress legitimate information on Web pages when such
data is displayed like an ad.
Fine-tune your TCP/IP settings: Is your TCP/IP all
that it should be? Zip over to
SpeedGuide.net and find out.
First, click the
TCP/IP Analyzer link to see whether your
connection--from Windows settings to modem options--is properly configured. If
the analyzer finds something amiss, click the
TCP/IP Optimizer link to download a little
tool that analyzes your connection and tweaks your settings; alternatively, you
can dig into the optimizer and set your own custom preferences. The topper:
It's all free.
Cloak your e-mail address on the Web: Listing your
e-mail address on a Web site is like issuing an invitation for it to be
harvested by spambots, those nasty automated programs that troll the Web for
anything that looks like an e-mail address and then sell their catch to
spammers. Keep the canned creepy-crawlies at bay by showing your e-mail address
as a bitmap image rather than as text--bots can't read images. Alternatively,
you can add characters (such as
Remove) to your e-mail address (for example,
"rluhnREMOVE@msn.com"), and then include a note telling visitors that they
should delete the extra characters when sending messages to you. A more
sophisticated approach is to place a field on your Web page in which visitors
must enter a code that's shown elsewhere on the page to display your e-mail
address. Pay a visit to
JavaScripts.com
or to other JavaScript libraries to locate free scripts like this one that
require only minimal adjustment.
NIC network slowdowns in the bud: If your PC seems to
take forever to find your network, its network interface card may be running on
automatic pilot, trying (and failing) to detect a network setting that isn't
there. Or you may be faced with mismatched settings: For example, your
computer's NIC may be configured to function at 10BaseT, but your LAN hub may
recognize only 100BaseT. You can't easily change the hub, so instead try
tweaking the network card. Right-click
My Network Places (or
Network Neighborhood in Windows 98 and Me),
select
Properties, and click the
Configure button for your network card.
Choose the
Advanced tab, and look for an entry labeled
'Link Speed' or 'Media Type'. The typical options are 10BaseT and 100BaseT
(full or half duplex for each), Hardware Default, and Auto. Make sure these
settings match the specs for your network router or hub. When you're unsure how
to proceed (if you have both 10BaseT and 100BaseT devices on the LAN, for
example), just go with the lowest common denominators--10BaseT and half duplex.
Ferret out network printers: Setting up a shared
printer is normally the province of your friendly neighborhood IT department;
but if they're off fishing, why not try setting it up yourself? (Note that
Windows XP's Add Printer Wizard should find network printers for you, but your
network's server may not cough up the information XP needs.) First, select
Network printer in the Local or Network
Printer dialog box, and then choose
Browse for a printer. This may show all the
printers attached to the LAN. (Just don't pick the printer in the CEO's
office!) If the printer you want to use isn't listed, but you know the
printer's server and shared name, enter that data in the 'Browse to' text box
in this format:
\\servername\printername. Make the connection,
and then select the appropriate printer driver (XP may already have it on hand;
if not, download it from the printer vendor's Web site). If this doesn't work,
find the IP address of the networked printer or print server, open the
Printers and Faxes control panel,
double-click
Add Printer, and click
Next. Select
Local printer, uncheck the
Automatically detect box, click
Next, choose
Create a new port, and select
Standard TCP/IP Port. In the subsequent
dialog boxes, enter the IP address of the printer or print server, and select
the Device Type according to the printer or server appliance name. Choose the
make and model, and finish the driver installation. You'll need to download and
install the proper driver for any print servers as well.