HP Rallies Troops by Satirizing Rivals
Inspired? McNealy as Mad Hatter, Dell as bomber pilot.
Tom Krazit, IDG News Service
Hewlett-Packard's acquisition of Compaq is about a year old, and the merged company has employed a variety of creative efforts to position itself among its competition and instill competitive spirit in its employees. One method was to hire a cartoonist to help the newly merged staffers unite and remember who the rivals are.
The series of commissioned comic strips portray competitor chief executives such as Sun's Scott McNealy, IBM's Sam Palmisano, and Dell's Michael Dell in less than flattering caricatures.
Poking Fun
One caption reads, "While the Pentagon plots the invasion of Iraq, Michael Dell dreams up a malevolent strategy to put untested, bargain-basement PDAs in the hands of unsuspecting Americans." The text cuts to a picture of Dell in a fighter jet "carpet bombing" America with personal digital assistants.
Another refers to Palmisano as "the master of magic mirrors and mischief" who "intrigues customers while masking proprietary practices." It portrays the IBM chief executive officer with a magician's cap and crystal ball.
Perhaps the sharpest barbs are reserved for McNealy, who isn't the shy, retiring type himself. The HP cartoonist, Pete McDonnell, shows McNealy as the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland, finally having "gone through the looking glass."
McNealy is pictured next to a small stack of cash that looks bigger in the mirror behind him, saying, "We may not be profitable, but have you seen our piles of cash?"
Slipped Out
The cartoons were meant for internal use at HP only, but somehow wound up in the hands of resellers and partners, who in turn have leaked them to various Web sites.
The head of HP's former public relations agency, Donovan Neale-May, makes no apologies for the cartoons. His agency was hired shortly after the merger to create an "in-your-face attitude" among HP sales and marketing people, he said.
"There are very few companies that we have developed this notion of competitive communications with to the degree and level of granularity as the new HP," Neale-May said.
Neale-May Partners no longer represents HP. The current agency responsible for the cartoons, Hill and Knowlton, was unable to convince an HP representative to answer questions about the cartoons in time for this report.
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