Robot Stars Made Better

C-3PO
One of cinema's most anthropomorphic robots, this Star Wars creation possessed many advanced skills but never matched the good looks or spunk of his waste-basket-on-wheels companion, R2-D2.
What we'd reprogram: We can forgive the dithering cowardice. But that supercilious British accent has to go.
Rosie the Robot
The Jetsons' always-on-duty automated maid could vacuum, cook, and answer the door. She even taught Elroy to shoot hoops--plus she looked tidy in her built-in apron.
What we'd reprogram: Rosie was ever efficient and thorough, but let's face it, her figure wasn't exactly what most men hoped to see in a French maid's outfit.
Robot B9
With a barrel chest like a slot machine and arms like ribbed gutter tubing, the robot on TV's Lost in Space looked ready for serious wet/dry vacuum work. But he mostly ended up serving as a mechanized babysitter.
What we'd reprogram: A bit of paranoia can be a good thing. But when a bot flails its arms and yells "Danger! Danger!" every half-hour, the thrill gets old in a hurry.
Ed Albro
Eric Hellweg is a freelance writer in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
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