T-shirts, Bobbleheads, and Action Figures
T-shirts Galore
You'd be hard pressed to find a larger T-shirt selection than that featured on CaféPress.com. Under the Geek and Nerd Gifts heading alone are roughly two dozen subcategories to help you find the ideal gift. Fans of the movie Office Space will appreciate the multiple T-shirts emblazoned with "I believe you have my stapler."
Curmudgeonly geeks might prefer "No, I will not fix your computer" (right); or a depiction of humans evolving into robots (above). If you can't find a suitable present among the site's 35 million items, you can opt to design your own.
Bobbleheads and Novelties
Fans of superheroes, cartoon antiheroes, and classic movies are well served at Wicked Cool Stuff. The site offers a wide selection of bobbleheads, lunch boxes, action figures, and other novelties. Pictured is the bobblehead set of Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the Christmas special The Year Without A Santa Claus. If that's too quaint, you might consider the Donnie Darko--Frank the Bunny action figure.
Custom Action Figures
Give that irrepressible narcissist what he really loves--himself! Just upload a photo and choose a body style, clothing, etc., and Whoopass Enterprises will make a bobblehead in his likeness.
If he's prone to delusions of greatness, have AndGor Toy Company make a custom action figure of him wearing his favorite superhero's outfit.






















