The other extravagances we've included here are solid products that actually exist. This one doesn't seem to exist yet. But what would a list of absurdly expensive products be without Luvaglio's laptop, with a price tag of over $1,000,000. No, really--one million dollars. Even if you say it like Dr. Evil, it doesn't seem to make sense. Then again, what other laptop comes with 128GB of solid-state storage and a 17-inch backlit LED screen with its own integrated cleaner? Lesser notebooks aren't encased in wood, leather, and precious metals. And they most certainly don't come in a motorized box that opens itself, exposing the laptop to your waiting, impeccably manicured hands. But here's the clincher: Remember how Superman's Fortress of Solitude was run by crystals? The Luvaglio laptop activates only when you insert the unique colored diamond that's included, making the gem a power button, security device, and conversation starter all rolled into one. The expressions on your guests' faces better be worth the price.