Top 11 Lamest Blogs

And the winner is: "The Jack Box Blog".

Jack in the Box isn't exactly synonymous with high-quality gourmet dining, and it appears the quick-and-easy standard carries over to its blog. "The Jack Box Blog," a MySpace site supposedly run by that strange ping-pong-ball-headed mascot, has about the same amount of intellect as the Jumbo Jack Burger has nutritional value.

"Will one of you hopeless romantics out there please write a poem about my ultimate cheeseburger?" one posting asks. "Two weeks ago after a long long day at work, I came home and ate 4 tacos, 2 jumbo jacks, onion rings and a diet soda. My all time record," muses another.

Setting aside the lack of any redeeming value for a reader, the very idea of this part-human, part-beast character operating a blog is a bit disturbing. I mean, what IS that guy? His bio says he was "born on a cattle ranch" with a "love for burgers and pretty women." Could it be Richard Gere hiding behind that bulbous bogus noggin?

One lame blog, please. To go.

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