Some folks have unsung reservoirs of jaw-tumbling talent. I don't know if drumming the lead guitar part to Dragon Force's blistering "Through the Fire and Flames" on "expert" in Guitar Hero III counts, but I'm astonished enough not to argue the contrary.

Besides, know anyone with a custom MIDI controller that lets you tap regions that correspond to Guitar Hero III's colored plastic buttons? And who can actually smack the holy-living-you-know-what out of those region/buttons accurately?

Neither do I.

What's next, the drum part to Nine Inch Nail's "The Perfect Drug" on a custom-rigged slap bass?

[Thanks, College Humor]