The Geek Chic Checklist -- 22 Sure Signs You're a Geek

4. You kick butt at World of Warcraft.

5. You think Wii is for losers.

6. Your wardrobe consists entirely of T-shirts that sport messages like "There's no place like 127.0.0.1" and "s/windows/linux/g"; logos like digg; and symbols like pi. (Bonus points for shirts from defunct computer companies. Can you say Poqet?)

7. You think that you are a character in User-Friendly.

8. You ask someone out on a date because you think you would interface well.

9. You're a serious foodie.

OR

10. You consider the four food groups to be: pizza, frozen dinners, Twinkies and Mountain Dew.

11. You have created stronger friendships through online communities than you have with people you've met in person.

12. Your primary method of communicating with your significant other is through texting, IM, Facebook or Twitter—even when you're in the same room.

13. You spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about your avatars and handles.

14. You have contributed to at least one open-source project. (Bonus points if you were still in high school.

15. You have three or more mice and two or more keyboards connected to the same computer. At home.

16. You own a binary clock and can set it to the correct time.

17. All your relatives expect you to debug their home computers.

18. You said your wedding vows in Klingon or Elvish.

19. For Halloween, you've dressed as an iPod, an Xbox, Gordon Freeman, or Princess Leia in her slave bikini.

20. You were a Comic-Con regular before it became trendy and invaded by Hollywood types.

21. Your most cherished life lessons came from playing Dungeons and Dragons.

22. You've had flame wars with friends about:

* Programming languages

* Linux distributions

* If we're really living in the Matrix