10 Things to Do While Waiting for StarCraft II

StarCraft II technically comes out in the U.S. tomorrow (it's already out overseas) but if you pre-order and pre-download it now, you...still can't play it tonight at precisely midnight. Nope. Blizzard's making everyone wait until tomorrow, launch day, July 27, at exactly 10:00 AM PDT. Shake your fist at your computer screen and repeat after me: Boo hiss.

Skip the story and lore stuff (stories in RTS's always suck) and focus on the Gameplay Overview. Skim the parts that make StarCraft II sound like every other RTS under the sun and study the user interface overview. Familiarize yourself with the GUI, then fantasize about trouncing all those glib, contrarian writers who've been pre-hating StarCraft II and think Blizzard can do no right.

Including the part where Blizzard writes, using all caps, that it "MAY SUSPEND, TERMINATE, MODIFY, OR DELETE ACCOUNTS AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON OR FOR NO REASON, WITH OR WITHOUT NOTICE TO YOU." Thank your deity of choice that you can still play the single-player campaign offline.

It's not a real-time strategy game, but it's still probably better than StarCraft II...or anything else you've played this year.

It is a real-time strategy game, and probably the best that's come along since the original StarCraft. Make fun of anyone who disagrees.

Set it to run until midnight tonight. Calculate the number of seconds left every five minutes and write this down. Divide that number by one. The result will be the amount of time you could have been doing something productive while waiting for StarCraft II to come out.

Set up a few macros and key sequences. Test your left hand's ability to crunch hydralisks, upgrade roach warrens, and deploy dark templars. Realize that hotkeys are so 1998. Revel in the anachronism.

Blizzard's StarCraft II website reads "nuclear launch detected," so you'd better hurry. That, or phone Homeland Security and offer them another rabbit hole to fall down.