Okay, so this Bulletproof iPad case ($50) isn't awful-looking. It's pretty slim; it has minimalist, modern ridges; and it's black. Also, it's bulletproof. Except it's not. I do love the description, though:
Stylish and lifesaving, this bulletproof* case will be the envy of your fellow colleagues of international intrigue and espionage.
*not actually bulletproof