Celebrating Earth Day and worrying about power consumption is all well and good, but we all know that in technology, "green" is just another word for "wimpy." Consider this inconvenient truth: If you're not happy unless all the lights on your block dim when you plug in your laptop, tablet, or HDTV, then this is the slideshow for you.
Our selection of power hogs will make your electricity meter spin faster than the tires on Al Gore's Prius.
So, in celebration of Earth Day--or Anti-Geek Day, as we like to call it--here's a look at 10 of the biggest, baddest power-sucking tech devices that hard-earned money can buy.












