"Video games will rot your brain," said one of my elementary school teachers. Well, Mrs. You're-A-Fictional-Placeholder, they haven't managed to empty out my skull yet, but that's not for lack of trying.
To commemorate the lack of summertime learning, here are 15 dumb games, full of explosions and frogs and explosions and goats and explosions and 50 Cent and more explosions. These games are utterly stupid—and utterly wonderful for it.
Summertime and the living's easy, so make sure you apply SPF 50 before you sit in your office all day. We wouldn't want you to get a monitor burn.