Puppet Masters of the Internet

Puppet Masters of the Internet
Nearly everyone on the Internet knows about Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos. Savvy geeks might even recognize Internet pioneers like Vint Cerf and Marc Andreessen.

But among the most powerful people on the Net are individuals whose names are unknown to the teeming masses on the InterWebs. Some of them control vital pieces of Internet infrastructure. Others decide which companies get funded, which websites get the lion's share of the traffic, or whether sites will live to see another day.

Who really rules the Net? Read on. Just don't get on the bad side of any of these ten power gurus.

Matt Cutts

Matt Cutts
Matt Cutts
Official title: Principal engineer at Google

Secret identity: Search ninja

As head of Google's Search Quality (anti-Web-spam) team, Cutts is the guy who decides whether your website gets chucked down into the basement of Google page rankings for being too "spammy." Over the past two years, Google has changed its search algorithms several times to lower the position of content farms, scrapers, ad-heavy pages, and other less worthy sites in Google's search results.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: One day you're king of the Google hill; the next day your site's holding a one-way ticket to Palookaville--and all it takes is a tweak of an algorithm.

Lawrence E. Strickling

Lawrence E. Strickling
Lawrence E. Strickling--Photo: Courtesy of the NTIA
Official title: Assistant Secretary of Commerce for Communications and Information

Secret identity: The root master

Strickling may look like a typical federal bureaucrat, but as chief of the National Telecommunications and Information Administration (NTIA) he wields ultimate authority over the 13 DNS Root Servers that direct all of the Internet's traffic. Type www.pcworld.com into your browser, and these machines translate it into an Internet protocol address (70.42.185.10) that Web servers can understand.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: Repressive governments often use DNS filtering to block access to websites that they don't approve of--and such filtering also happened to be a key part of the SOPA and PIPA bills recently debated in the U.S. Congress.

Yishan Wong

Yishan Wong
Yishan Wong--Photo: Courtesy of VentureBeat
Official title: CEO of Reddit

Secret identity: Web traffic controller

Reddit has surpassed Digg and Slashdot as the preeminent uber-geek aggregation site on the Web, thanks in large part to its role in initiating the "Internet Blackout" to protest SOPA and PIPA earlier this year. A member of the elite Silicon Valley PayPal Mafia, as well as former director of engineering at Facebook, Wong is also a consigliere at Quora, the question/answer social network.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: If Reddit loves your site you're flooded with traffic. If it doesn't? Look what happened to SOPA and PIPA.

Rod Beckstrom

Rod Beckstrom
Rod Beckstrom--Photo: Courtesy of Wikipedia
Official title: President and CEO of ICANN

Secret identity: Master of all domains

As head honcho of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), Beckstrom wields ultimate control over which top-level domains (for example, .com, .edu, and .biz) get approved. This year ICANN plans to expand the current number of TLDs from 22 to possibly hundreds, providing a massive economic boost for major domain registrars--some of whom sit on ICANN's board. Beckstrom will retire as CEO in July after accusing his fellow board members of ethical conflicts.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: With a few months left on the job, Beckstrom's got nothing to lose. And though ICANN has yet to name his successor, we understand Voldemort, Darth Vader, and Dr. Evil have all applied for the job.

Douglas Cutting

Douglas Cutting
Douglas Cutting--Photo: Courtesy of Wikipedia
Official title: Architect at Cloudera

Secret identity: Open sourceror

This open-source search guru is the creator of Hadoop, software that lets geeks manipulate massive amounts of data across multiple machines--creating the Big Data revolution that lets banks, telecom companies, social networks, and the government know more about you than they ever did before. He is also chair of the Apache Software Foundation, which oversees the open-source server software that two-thirds of the world's websites use.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: He's a virtual one-man Google.

Peter Thiel

Peter Thiel
Peter Thiel--Photo: Courtesy of Wikipedia
Official title: President of Clarium Capital Management

Secret identity: PayPal Mafioso

Made wealthy when eBay bought PayPal in 1999, the former PayPal CEO was an early investor in Facebook and runs his own $3 billion hedge fund. He's also capo di tutti capi of the PayPal Mafia, whose members went on to fund and/or launch some of the most successful companies on the planet (YouTube, LinkedIn, Yelp, Flickr, and Digg) and beyond (SpaceX).

Why you shouldn't mess with him: Because he can make start-ups an offer they cannot refuse.

Jim Q. Crowe

Jim Q. Crowe
Jim Q. Crowe--Photo: Courtesy of the Denver Post
Official title: CEO of Level 3 Communications

Secret identity: Fiber king

When Level 3 completed its acquisition of Global Crossing last fall, it became the 800-pound gorilla of Internet backbone providers, offering more than twice as many network connections as its nearest rival. Via peering and transit agreements, Level 3 provides fiber-optic voice and data connections for thousands of service providers in the United States, Latin America, and Europe.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: If your ISP gets into a spat with a backbone provider--as Comcast did with Level 3 in the fall of 2010--you could find yourself cut off from big chunks of the Internet. Better bring a good book to read.

Yuri Milner

Yuri Milner
Yuri Milner
Official title: Investor

Secret identity: Russian oligarch

The Moscow native created Mail.ru, the most popular website in Russia and the sixth largest in the world, according to Comscore. As founder of the $12 billion Digital Sky Technologies (now Mail.ru Group) investment fund, Milner was an early and influential sponsor of Facebook, Twitter, Zynga, Spotify, and Groupon. He now owns a $100 million home in Silicon Valley and a piece of every startup coming out of the Valley's fertile Y Combinator incubator.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: Those alleged ties to Vladimir Putin? All just Internet rumors, we swear.

Chris Soghoian

Chris Soghoian
Chris Soghoian--Photo: Courtesy of Dubfire.net
Official title: Graduate Fellow at the Center for Applied Cybersecurity Research

Secret identity: Privacy badass

Self-made privacy geek Soghoian specializes in shaming organizations into doing a better job of protecting our personal information, whether he's nudging Google to adopt SSL encryption for Gmail, revealing how often Sprint shared user location data with the cops (8 million times as of October 2009), or making a mockery of the TSA's airport security. Soghoian also briefly advised the FTC on privacy issues until his bad-boy methods rubbed his bosses the wrong way. His latest target? The U.S. Congress and CISPA.

Why you shouldn't mess with him: When Facebook's public relations firm surreptitiously pitched Soghoian on a story smearing Google's privacy practices, Soghoian outed them--giving Facebook an even bigger PR fiasco to clean up.

Black Hat Hackers

Black Hat hackers
Black Hat Hackers--Image: Courtesy of Welcome to My Dojo.com
Official title: Unemployed

Secret identity: Too many to name

The script kiddies at Anonymous have nothing on the real black hats, whose identities are rarely revealed but whose impact is rapidly growing. Whether they're privateers extorting money from online gambling sites or government agents spreading targeted malware attacks like Stuxnet, criminal hackers can pull off real damage--not just pranks and protests. With vital infrastructure such as water and power utilities run by aging and vulnerable industrial control systems, we all have reason to worry.

Why you shouldn't mess with them: You're kidding, right?

[Did we miss anyone? Nominate your top Web puppeteers below.]

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