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My first workday of each New Year starts with a tradition: deleting last year's e-mail.

It's a daunting job considering the backlog of spam and ambiguous e-mail from my boss that I'm still trying to decipher. But deleting e-mail is one of those things you do when you have some quiet post-holiday time on your hands. It's like cleaning out the old ketchup packets and dried-up pens from your desk--every so often you just have to do it.

In the course of this project I made a discovery that can only come from killing off 1000 e-mails. The year 2000 was a banner one for spam.

Sadly, and despite the best efforts of a few dedicated spam fighters, unsolicited commercial e-mail seems to be getting worse. The average business e-mail user receives three spam messages a day, and in three years that number will swell to 40. According to Ferris Research, in 2003 we'll waste 15 hours deleting e-mail, compared to 2.2 hours in the year 2000. That will cost the average business in the future $400 per in-box, compared to $55 today. Spam can even threaten privacy or bring viruses to your system.

This has led me to the forgone resolution to use the spam blocking and e-mail sorting features in my Lotus Notes software.

Yet I hesitate. For all of the empty promises of "financial independence" that filled me with gloomy visions of working from home toiling at stuffing envelopes, there were the occasional oddball spams too ridiculous to delete--at least right away.

Dream Job?

If making money and getting more sleep topped your resolution list, consider this pitch: "Make Money While You Sleep."

That mysterious pitch promised unequaled success starting an "e-commerce business" using a plan that "has enjoyed rapid and consistent growth" for the past three years. Exactly how this would happen was left to my imagination, but with a success rate like that, who needs details?

Still, we all know now that making money on the Net is a tough racket--even in your sleep. So, maybe it's time to go back to school and get a degree in business, computer science, or law and get a real job--right? No time, you say. Well have I got an e-mail just for you.

According to The University Degree Program you can earn a diploma from "prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience." Choose from bachelor's, master's, MBA, and doctorate (Ph.D.) degrees. And if you suffer from test anxiety, no worries--there are no required tests, classes, or books at this university.

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