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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: Mass Hysteria!

Hang on to your hats! The Macalope agrees with a silly pundit! What's next? Adobe and Apple sleeping together?! No, that at least hasn't changed. And, never...

The Macalope Weekly: What a Letdown!

It was just one letdown after another this week! Wired pulls an exciting reveal of the finder of lost iPhones, but then he fails to try to make this into a First...

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The Macalope Weekl

You know it's a pretty big week when the Macalope only gives passing mention to another record quarter for Apple. (SEEN IT. BOR-ING!) Unless you decided to have...

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The Macalope Weekly: No Visible Means of Support

Step right up! Git yer loosely-supported assertions of facts not in evidence right here! Yes, a number of people who are not lawyers believe Apple may be in...

The Macalope Weekly: Flash in the Pan

Whoo-eee! Apple announced the iPhone OS 4.0 features this week and Adobe is madder than a cat in a room that makes cats really mad! Meanwhile, just a week into...

The Macalope Weekly: Down With the IPad!

For many of us, the past week has been like the lead-up to our own personal Super Bowl, and the excitement has only mounted as the kick-off nears. A slew of...

The Macalope Weekly: A Sad State of Affairs

Online technology journalism. Can't live with it and you can't shoot it in the back of the head and dump it in the creek off the old interstate bypass where all...

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The Macalope Weekly: Welcome, Larry!

Microsoft announced Windows Phone Series 7 this week (still haven't lost your signature touch, Microsoft!) and the Macalope's reaction may shock Macworld's more...

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The Macalope: Pad Derangement Syndrome

Everyone's got it! It's the next big thing, computing reinvented, or it's a piece of junk! Nothing more than a sized-up iPod touch!

The Macalope Weekly: Welcome, All-knowing IPad!

The iPad is here! Happy iPad, everyone! Now all that's left to do is take sides in the battle of histrionics over whether it's the greatest thing ever or the...

The Macalope Weekly: Awwwwwwww Freak Out!

The Macalope hopes you enjoyed your vacation from tablet rumors last week because it's just a few days until Apple unveils whatever it's going to unveil and it...

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The Macalope Weekly: Free Apple Tablet!

Whoops, sorry, the Macalope meant "Apple tablet-free", because this week's edition is just that!

The Macalope Weekly: Natural-born Category Fillers

It's all over! Yes, woe is the Apple fan! This will long be remembered as the week the iPhone-killing Google phone and the...

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The Macalope Weekly: Histrionics Lesson

It was a week of making mountains out of molehills, as jokes became dire threats and Apple held its customers hostage by making nice things they like to buy...

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The Macalope Weekly: Apple's Mythical Tablet

The world of Apple rumors is a magical place, full of fantastic flights of fancy and devoid of any responsibility for the wild predictions of yesteryear that...