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In addition to being a mythical beast, the Macalope is not an employee of Macworld. As a result, the Macalope is always free to criticize any media organization. Even ours.

The Macalope Weekly: It's Not Dead Yet

The Zune HD cometh! First person to call it an "iPod killer" gets a knee to the groin! And speaking of knees to the groin...

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The Macalope Weekly: The Ruination of X as We Know It

Everything's going to heck in a handbasket! Giant hyperboles are walking the streets, stomping on hardworking developers...

The Macalope Weekly: It's Go Time With Microsoft

Well, the gloves have really come off with Microsoft, haven't they? It's not the name-calling that bothers the Macalope, it's...

The Macalope Weekly: Delicious Rumors

Spring is almost here, dear readers, and rumors are in full bloom, just like the wildflowers on the fields of the high...

The Macalope Weekly: Some People Are Never Happy

Apple announced the iPhone 3.0 software this week, but is everyone happy? Of course not! For the Macalope's part, he was...

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Macalope Weekly: Mythical Creature High School Musical

Apple delivers a new iPod shuffle that asks the musical question "You didn't like your old headphones, did you?" The company...

The Macalope Weekly: The Tab Wars

Video killed the Mac mini star, and which side are you taking in the great tab wars of '09? Don't tell your grandkids you just...

The Macalope Weekly: Analyst Cage Match!

Who wins when analysts collide? Why, you, the viewing public, of course! Meanwhile, Apple's already won the mind game that is...

With Competitors Like These, Who Needs Friends?

It's hard knocks out there if you're competing with Apple. If Microsoft and Sony can't cut it, can Amazon? And is it really...

Macalope Weekly: Myths, Fantasies & Other Statistics

Look, it's no business of the Macalope's what you have to tell yourself to get through the dark of night. But, please, don't...

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The Macalope Weekly: What Goes Down Must Come up

The Macalope's wondering if there isn't something weird about Apple faring so well while others are doing so poorly. But...

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Can Apple Survive Another Great Quarter?

Apple reports an awesome first fiscal quarter, but some are still wondering: is the end nigh?

The Macalope Weekly: Gone, Baby, Gone

Steve Jobs taking a leave of absence?! PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON! And, yet, somehow, there are still some rumors to talk about...

The Macalope Weekly: Don't Look Back in Anger

Well, it's all over but the shouting. And, boy, was there a lot of shouting. But the Macalope wants to know, what's Macworld...

The Macalope Weekly: Once More Into the Moscone West

It's that time of year, kids! Macworld Expo is just days away and it's time to look at where we are and what we can expect...