Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet--look, you should know better than that. It's never safe to go the Internet. Even with April Fool's Day over and Steve Wozniak eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. I don't care how big a boat you've got.
Case in point: despite Woz's departure from ABC's reality show, it appears that the Apple co-founder has discovered a deep-seated
Holy [expletive redacted]. We need to nip this in the bud before he decides he wants to try out for the Patrick Swayze role in the forthcoming Broadway version of Dirty Dancing--or worse, the Jennifer Grey role.
Nobody puts Wozzy in a corner. Shiver.
[via The Digital Lifestyle.TV]
This story, "Steve Wozniak, Lord of the Dance" was originally published by Macworld.