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About a year ago, I wrote an article for this site that began by praising the craft required to produce a spam header intriguing enough to coax an innocent recipient into opening the unsolicited message (see "Straight to the Spam Folder: Astonishing E-Mail Messages You'll Never Open"). Then I spent the rest of the story mocking various spam headers that editors at PCWorld had recently received.
It turns out that I enjoyed the mocking more than the praising. So here are several dozen new specimens of the spammer's art--rescued from my e-mail program's spam filter over the past year, lovingly curated, and then given the Fozzie Bear treatment. As before, the header is exactly as found in the quarantine zone, though the senders' names have been altered slightly for the usual cowardly legal reasons.
News Flashes You May Have Missed
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...details when it's too late.
That's not what Fox News is reporting.
FDIC has officially named your bank a failed bank
About time it got some recognition.
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But first they have to stop hitting me!
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Do these guys ever sell anything?
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