Update 8:45 a.m.: Added information about the second holeless phone, the Vivo Apex 2019.
If Seinfeld was the first show about nothing, the Meizu Zero is the first phone about nothing. Ahead of Mobile World Congress, the phone maker has teased the world’s first “totally seamless” handset that does more than dump the headphone jack: It gets rid of every single port, button, and slot. That announcement was shortly followed by Vivo’s own portless concept, the Apex 2019.
That means there’s no way to charge them without a pad, no way to connect a set of wired headphones, and no way to swap out the SIM card. Heck, you can’t even raise the volume without feeling your way around the pressure-sensitive sides. They’re basically the dystopian version of the iPhone 7. And you thought Apple was courageous.
What the Zero does have is a 6-inch HD+ OLED display, a Snapdragon 845 processor, and a dual 12MP + 20MP camera, while the Vivo ups the ante further with the newer 855 processor, 12GB of RAM and 5G, all impressive specs. Both phones will come with at least 128GB of storage, which is good because there isn’t an SD card slot. Meizu also kindly includes a wireless charger in the box because, well, there’s no other way to charge it.

Meizu is supplying a wireless charger in the Zero box.
But the selling point of the Zero and the Apex isn’t what comes on the side, it’s the “one-piece” design. There’s no denying the ceramic Zero’s streamlined beauty. From the front it looks something like the Samsung Galaxy S9, with an Infinity-style display and slim (but still very visible) top and bottom bezels. Flip it over, and you’ll find a smooth, glass-like back with a centered camera, and a recessed flash where the fingerprint sensor should be.
Basically, the Meizu Zero and the Vivo Apex look just like every other premium phone out there until you get to the edges. In place of protruding power and volume buttons are haptic-enabled panels that rest flush against the sides. On the bottom, you won’t find any of the familiar Android ports, leaving a smooth edge and lots of questions.
A losing battle
The Meizu Zero might look as clean and minimal as can be, but at first glance there’s nothing about it that’s any more striking than the Essential Phone, iPhone XS, or really any other premium phone. It’s not even the first phone to dump the fingerprint sensor.

The OnePlus 6T doesn’t have a fingerprint sensor either.
So what are we gaining by losing the ports? If you care about a unibody design, I suppose that’s something, but it’s not like the seams are upsetting the looks of the OnePlus 6T or Galaxy Note 9. Elsewhere, the Zero obviously has wireless charging and Bluetooth, so that covers the USB-C port. (The Apex uses a proprietary magnetic connector called MagPort.) In place of the fingerprint reader, they both have optical in-display fingerprint sensor. As for sound, Meizu is promoting its mSound 2.0 technology that plays audio through the screen instead of a speaker.
But even if the Zero’s unique sound system is as good as a regular speaker, the in-display fingerprint sensors are as fast and reliable as a hardware one, and Super mCharge delivers on its promise of 18W wireless charging—all big ifs—what’s the point of removing every port? Smartphone design may be heading in that direction someday, but we’re hardly ready for it now. Is anyone really complaining that the bottom of their phone has too much convenience? The “innovations” in the Zero and the Apex are little more than replacements for established and arguably better technology, and I don’t see anything in the way of improvements.

The Vivo Apex has no ports, but you wouldn’t know that by looking at the front.
You can argue the merits, but when Apple ditched the headphone jack it was for the sake of thinness and haptic engineering. At 7.8mm, the Zero is actually thicker then the 7.1mm iPhone 7, so it’s hard to argue that it couldn’t fit a USB-C port or speaker. The IP68 water resistance is nice, but no better than that of its hole-filled peers such as the Galaxy S9 and Pixel 3.
The Zero isn’t even truly “holeless,” as Meizu claims. On the top edge you’ll find a pair of holes: one for a microphone, and another for a reset button that you’ll need a paperclip or SIM eject tool to press. Ask any Android user, and they’ll tell you they need to reboot their phone at least once a month and at least occasionally hard reset. Assuming the soft reset method relies on the touch keys, you’ll still want to remember a pointy object whenever you leave the house with your Zero. That’s needlessly removing convenience.
Nothing to see here
To most buyers, the things Meizu and Vivo have removed to craft their “unibody” designs won’t be worth the headaches. I can think of several reasons why someone shouldn’t buy one, chiefly the difficulty of charging it when you’re on the road. But there are also the questions of a case, what with the touch-sensitive sides; the ease of switching carriers using eSIM; and the convenience of the in-display fingerprint sensor when it comes to anything other than unlocking. Don’t get me started on the USB-C port.

The Meizu has a unibody design, but it doesn’t look any different than other premium Android phones.
To go full wireless and cordless, we’re going to need technology that isn’t available yet. Our phones will need to charge without wired pads. Secure facial scanning will need to be standard. And Bluetooth earbuds will need to do more than stream music.
Meizu might be able to claim the title of world’s first “holeless” phone by mere hours, but I’m not buying into the hype. The new handsets might make for good marketing copy and pretty renders, but when you break it down, we don’t need to know how much it’s going to cost to figure out its worth. It’s right there in the name.