PC lovers rejoice! Windows 8.1 is here, and it’s chock full of refinements and fresh new features that make Microsoft’s finger-friendly, Live-Tile-spattered vision of the future more appealing—or at least less annoying—than ever before. But as helpful as those tweaks to Windows 8’s modern interface are, they won’t matter a lick to devout desktop diehards, who are no doubt muttering something about lipstick and pigs this very second.
Fear not! I said PC lovers rejoice, not just touchscreen lovers.
Windows 8.1 packs some new settings that make it a snap to spend the majority of your time in the traditional desktop. With a few more tweaks and an extra program or two, you’ll be able to shun the modern UI almost completely, while still basking in the glow of Windows 8’s faster boot times, overhauled Task Manager, and other under-the-hood improvements.
Desktop nirvana, here we come, step by glorious step.
Meet your new favorite menu
Let’s start with the latest additions.
Microsoft naturally wants you to spend time in its touch-tastic app land, and as such, Windows 8.1’s new desktop-centric options are buried deep in a submenu, where few would venture in their everyday computing. To find the treasure trove, you’ll need to right-click the desktop Taskbar, select Properties, and then open the Navigation tab in the window that appears.
Gaze upon the wonderful bounty. Go ahead—shed a tear of joy if you need to. I won’t judge.
Unchecking the options in the “Corner navigation” portion of the tab disables the “hot corner” functionality for the upper edges of your screen. Note that you’ll want to leave the upper-left hot corner enabled if you plan to use Windows 8.1’s App Switcher to fast-switch between modern-style apps—though if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you’ll be sticking to desktop software anyway.
The real meat, however, is in the “Start screen” options. “When I sign in or close all apps on a screen, go to the desktop instead of Start” is the option we’ve all been clamoring for: the ability to boot straight to the desktop. Check it now!
Now you have a decision to make.
Start me up
Windows 8’s exiled Start button returns in Windows 8.1, but it’s missing a crucial component: The Start menu. Instead, clicking it dumps you on the modern UI Start screen. That isn’t going to cut it in our quest for desktop purity.
That’s not your only option, however. If you check the “Show the apps view automatically when I go to Start” option in the Taskbar Properties’ new (and awesome) Navigation tab, clicking Windows 8.1’s Start button will bring up a full-screen list of all the apps installed on your PC, rather than the modern Start screen. Even better, enabling the “List desktop apps first in the Apps view when it’s sorted by category” option will do just that.
It works well enough, but unlike Start button replacements, the All Apps view doesn’t let you search for individual files or folders. Fortunately, there’s always the trusty F3 button for that.
Fleshing out desktop functionality
Windows 8.1 includes software to meet virtually all of the average user’s everyday needs… but all of those baked-in goodies are modern-style apps, not proper desktop software.
You’ll need to install some desktop programs to replace those apps if you want to cut the modern UI cord completely.
Once that’s done, you’ll need to set all those desktop programs as the defaults for the file types they support.
Right-click the returned Start button and select Control Panel if you’ve opted to stick with the Windows 8.1 version, or open the Start menu and select Control Panel if you’ve installed a Start button replacement like Classic Shell. From there, select Programs > Default programs > Set your default programs and go through the list, giving your desktop software the default reins. Don’t forget about Windows Media Player if you’ve skipped VLC!
A modern-styled block in a desktop-shaped hole
If you don’t like the idea of replacing all of Windows 8.1 native apps with desktop alternatives—only modern-style apps receive system notifications, for one thing—you can compromise by installing Stardock’s simply sublime $5 ModernMix program, which lets you run Metro apps in desktop windows. It’s not the same as banishing the modern UI completely, but hey, Microsoft’s modern apps actually handle pretty well with a keyboard and mouse, if you don’t mind all their wasted space.
Shutting the whole thing down
There’s just one niggling problem: The desktop doesn’t have any obvious way to shut down your PC, unless you’ve installed a Start menu replacement program with the option. You still have to swipe open the modern UI charms bar, then select Settings > Power > Shutdown—at least at first glance.
But good news! Unlike Windows 8, Windows 8.1 indeed has a desktop shutdown option. Like the new boot-to-desktop option, you have to dig for it.
Right-clicking the returned Start button reveals a power menu of sorts, with a scad of shortcuts to advanced system options. Way down at the bottom you’ll see a “Shut down or sign out” option with various shutdown options. Alternatively, you could just press Alt-F4 on the desktop to bring up a list of shutdown options.
How I learned to quit worrying and shun the Live Tiles
Boom! We’re already done, and with none of the complicated task scheduling, shortcut creations, or otherwise complicated tweaks that were needed to banish the modern UI from Windows 8. All in all, Windows 8.1 is truly better than its predecessor, largely because of the compromises Microsoft made both on the desktop and in the modern environment—not that the latter matters if you’ve been going along with this guide.
Enjoy those lickety-split boot times and the revamped File Explorer without the modern UI hassles. Now, if only it were possible to eliminate the networking charm that appears when you click the Internet access button in your desktop system tray…
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