Are you in the market for human urine? How about some snake venom? Some of the stuff available online–and perfectly legal to buy in much of the United States–will give even the most brazen Web surfers the willies. What follows is not to be mistaken for a gift guide; rather, it includes some of the most ghoulish, disturbing, and downright weird stuff money can buy in just a few mouse clicks.
This survey of e-commerce gone wrong does come with a big disclaimer: The legality of the items I’ve collected here depends on where you live. In other words, consult local laws before you have any of this stuff sent to your home, or risk finding yourself on Homeland Security’s watch list.