To implement this initiative, cluelessness workshops will be taking place at public libraries across the country, scheduled between 9 am and 5 pm. “To teach cluelessness we need to model cluelessness,” the ALA spokesperson explained. “Most people will be unable to attend workshops between 9 am and 5 pm, so that is the most clueless time to hold them. All participants who complete the cluelessness training will receive a certificate confirming that they are ‘Clueless Certified.’”
The ALA Cluelessness Eradication Campaign is being funded by the Gates Foundation; a spokesperson for the foundation explained, “We’re all about being clueless. We were clueless from day one. This initiative is just our small way of giving back to the public, which has been so generous to us with their cluelessness.”
The author of this article is an educator and community builder in the Washington DC-area. He has worked for several public library and public school systems in the DC-area, battling cluelessness wherever he sees it.
He can be reached at philshapiroblogger@gmail.com and on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/philshapiro
If you live in the Washington DC-area, stop on by the Watha T. Daniel/Shaw Neighborhood Library on the morning of Saturay, April 2, 2011, to learn about some free educational programs for Ubuntu Linux.
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