Greetings, sentient beings of the Internet, and welcome to another edition of Viral Views! Today on Viral Views we remember our childhood, check out a zombie killing teddy bear, and find out what it means to love yourself just a little too much. Let’s get started shall we?
I’m Dating Myself
People say that after a while, couples start to look like each other. I’m Dating Myself finds the most extreme of these cases and documents them for scientific study. Hopefully, someday we shall find a cure for this terrible, terrible disease.
As my colleague David Daw put it, “Sushi Cat is the lolcat of Flash games.” He then told me to get back to work and stop playing Peggle clones at work.
Dawn of the Ted (WARNING: graphic teddy bear on teddy bear violence)
At this point, pretty much everyone has fought zombies. Even our stuffed animals (wait did I say our? I meant your stuffed animals) are getting in on the action these days. Watch as this teddy bear kicks zombie butt in a way only a stuffed bear can.
Cartoon Theme Song Medley
Enough talk of zombies and dating. Let’s go back to a simpler time when girls had cooties and the hardest choice you had to make was whether to support Mario or Sonic. Relieve your childhood with this medley of classic cartoons and remain nostalgic for the rest of your day. Watch it!
Michael Jackson Bust
We seriously have no idea why this is on Regretsy. Viral Views is thinking of spending the rest of their internet budget on this thing just because it exists. Seriously if there is no post next week, you’ll know that we became the proud owners of a sparkly Michael Jackson bust.
Why Dance Clubs Suck
College Humor does a great job at summarizing why dance clubs are some of the worst places in existence. Heed their warning and stay away lest you be stuck listening to bad music with a bunch of sweaty people in a poorly lit room.
Bed Intruder Mystery Solved
Stop the presses! The internet has solved another crime and deduced the identity of the intruder that tried to assault Antoine Dodeson’s sister. If anyone has any information they are highly advised to contact the nearest internet police station. After all, the internet is a serious place.
That’s it for this week folks. Remember to check back every Friday so we can bring you great stuff like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles. Now if you’ll excuse us, we are going to celebrate the release of Fable 3 in our own special way:
See you in 7 days!
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