And the winner is: “Kim Kardashian”.
Nearly every sentence on the site ends with an exclamation point (or four). And nearly every entry is about how some aspect of Kim’s life is, like, so totally awesome!!! Check it out!!
Exhibit A: “When I went out the other night for Brittny’s birthday, I loved my outfit! It was all from H&M! One of my favorite stores!”
Like, for real? No way! We love that store too! LOL OMG!!!
Exhibit B: “Last night I was in Boston! I looove it there! … My friend Carla and I went to a club called Gypsy! Underneath the club there was another club owned by the same people called The Liquor Store, which had a mechanical bull inside! … It was seriously the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in my lifetime!!!”
She should sooo totally post a video of that!!! Par-tay!!
Okay, enough. If we write one more enthusiastic, overly punctuated sentence, we will seriously have to strike ourselves with our tape dispensers. And that, my friends, is why Kim gets the award–because she never runs out of energy to excitedly discuss, well, herself.
Too bad we don’t have time for her acceptance speech.
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